An Indifferencer Amusement

FINTERNClimb or Be Reorganized

The C.E.Orca is at the top, throwing the whole org chart at you.

“Synergy through Fynergy.”^™

Reach the corner office before the corner office reaches you.

Choose your intern

Difficulty

Salaried. The hazards know your seniority.

← → move · ↑ ↓ ladders · Space jump

The Reorg — a chair the C.E.Orca kicks downstairs. Rolls straight. Jump it.

The Recurring Meeting — off its casters, tumbles unpredictably. Already on next week's calendar.

Badge — catch it, then press ↑ in the center elevator to ride up a floor.

Restructured

Let Go

The Reorg found you. Nothing personal — it's structural.

Reached: Floor 1

Score: 0

Performance Review: Exceeds

You made it off the ground floor.
The C.E.Orca can't recall your name but has approved your elevation.
Next level: the Catfish Consultant.

"The work will be identical. The title is longer. This is called a career."

Final score: 0